Halloween part 1: The Count & His Slut
last Halloween weekend i went to a party. wasn't planning to, pretty much got invited to it the day of, and since i had no plans that night, i thought i'd give it a go.
i didn't bother to get a new costume this year, so i dressed up as what i dressed up as last Halloween: a vampire Count, complete with long sweeeping black cape, flowery burgundy vest, a huge white lapel pin embossed with a skeleton on it and also a black chainy-thingy neckpiece adorned with a shiny blue crystalrock and big black spiders at each side. and, spikey hairdo, and dark sunglasses. woo-hoo!
and so, let's see... there was a Superman there, a Smurf, a Nymph, a Slut (i think), an Edward Scissorhands, etc etc. when i got there, people looked at me and said, "ok so what are you...?" "guess," i said, trying my best to showcase my costume.
"you are... NEO! from the MATRIX!!" said one guy.
"what, nooo!"
"oh oh oh!" said another. "you are that chinese dude.. Seraph! from the MATRIX!!"
wtf, shut up with the matrix already, goddamn. after a few stupid guesses, which also included 'a butler' *sighhh* i finally said, "i'm a Count, see?"
and they would say, "ahhh...oh ok..." one person actually said, "doood, you're, like, the worst Count ever." oh yeah?, yo momma. *flashbird*
the party was what i expected: loud bad music, a bunch of people standing around drinking, and another bunch of people sitting around drinking, and some playing drinking cardgames. since i don't drink, i just stood around sipping my pepsi and munching the veggies and amusing myself watching the drunk and drunker hooting and hollering.
noteworthy: a girl (the so-dressed Slut) for some reason seemed quite taken by me. she's a big girl, i mean, *phew* BIG. her costume was, well i dunno what her costume was, but 'skimpy' should fairly much described it. very little fabric to cover very lots of skin. so skimpy in fact, that her boobs could practically just about pop out.
but she's cute. a little bit of a dirtymouth, but cute nonetheless. and very sweet. and very friendly. and also, quite possibly, very drunk. coz she kept asking my name. i'd told her, and then 2 mins later she'd ask again. and again. and again. until i gave up and said, "can you remember 'Sha'? it's Sha, ok? Sha's my name, can you remember that, sweetie?"
and so after that, she kept yelling my name. SHA come hereeeee! SHA let's driiink! SHAAA i like your costume. SHAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAA.
she's hilarious!
unfortunately i didn't bring a camera. so the only pic of ms sluttiness and me was taken with her camera, and since we didn't get to exchange numbers/emails before she left, i don't think i'll ever get to see the pic. or see her again.
how sad.
coz i liked the biatch. (heeeee!!)
(update: halloween pics are finally in. enjoy!)
i didn't bother to get a new costume this year, so i dressed up as what i dressed up as last Halloween: a vampire Count, complete with long sweeeping black cape, flowery burgundy vest, a huge white lapel pin embossed with a skeleton on it and also a black chainy-thingy neckpiece adorned with a shiny blue crystalrock and big black spiders at each side. and, spikey hairdo, and dark sunglasses. woo-hoo!
and so, let's see... there was a Superman there, a Smurf, a Nymph, a Slut (i think), an Edward Scissorhands, etc etc. when i got there, people looked at me and said, "ok so what are you...?" "guess," i said, trying my best to showcase my costume.
"you are... NEO! from the MATRIX!!" said one guy.
"what, nooo!"
"oh oh oh!" said another. "you are that chinese dude.. Seraph! from the MATRIX!!"
wtf, shut up with the matrix already, goddamn. after a few stupid guesses, which also included 'a butler' *sighhh* i finally said, "i'm a Count, see?"
and they would say, "ahhh...oh ok..." one person actually said, "doood, you're, like, the worst Count ever." oh yeah?, yo momma. *flashbird*
the party was what i expected: loud bad music, a bunch of people standing around drinking, and another bunch of people sitting around drinking, and some playing drinking cardgames. since i don't drink, i just stood around sipping my pepsi and munching the veggies and amusing myself watching the drunk and drunker hooting and hollering.
noteworthy: a girl (the so-dressed Slut) for some reason seemed quite taken by me. she's a big girl, i mean, *phew* BIG. her costume was, well i dunno what her costume was, but 'skimpy' should fairly much described it. very little fabric to cover very lots of skin. so skimpy in fact, that her boobs could practically just about pop out.
but she's cute. a little bit of a dirtymouth, but cute nonetheless. and very sweet. and very friendly. and also, quite possibly, very drunk. coz she kept asking my name. i'd told her, and then 2 mins later she'd ask again. and again. and again. until i gave up and said, "can you remember 'Sha'? it's Sha, ok? Sha's my name, can you remember that, sweetie?"
and so after that, she kept yelling my name. SHA come hereeeee! SHA let's driiink! SHAAA i like your costume. SHAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAA.
she's hilarious!
unfortunately i didn't bring a camera. so the only pic of ms sluttiness and me was taken with her camera, and since we didn't get to exchange numbers/emails before she left, i don't think i'll ever get to see the pic. or see her again.
how sad.
coz i liked the biatch. (heeeee!!)
(update: halloween pics are finally in. enjoy!)
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