as seen in Craigslist
my current apartment, as seen on Craigslist:
$750 / 2br - Remodeled 2 Bedroom Apt.: In-Unit Washer and Dryer
AVAILABLE in MAY:
We're looking for RESPONSIBLE, CLEAN tenants for recently remodeled 3rd floor, 2 bedroom apartment for rent. Apartment has ceramic floors, newer windows, newer kitchen cabinets, pantry, enclosed rear porch, and appliances included. Best of all- HIGH EFFECIENCY WASHER AND DRYER IN UNIT! Located in Marshall Square area, near Little Village and Pilsen, shopping, steps from bus, four blocks to El train.
Dimensions are: Kitchen 18 x 8 ft, 1st Bedroom 12 x 8ft, 2nd Bedroom 10 x 8ft, Living Room 13 x 10ft, Extra Room 6 x 4.5 ft, Storage Closets: 4x6 and 3x8.
Utilities not included in rent. CREDIT CHECK, $750 SECURITY DEPOSIT AND REFERENCES REQUIRED!! Must sign one year lease. Reply to posting with questions or if interested. PLEASE BE FAMILIAR WITH OR TOUR THE AREA BEFORE YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO VIEW THE APARTMENT. Thanks!



(hihi, so funny. i was myself on Craigslist apt-hunting when i saw this ad and i thought, "heyyy that's a cheap apartment, and wow it's nearby, too! oooh look, nice pictures! ....hey wait a sec wtf, that's MY apartment holy fuck...")
$750 / 2br - Remodeled 2 Bedroom Apt.: In-Unit Washer and Dryer
AVAILABLE in MAY:
We're looking for RESPONSIBLE, CLEAN tenants for recently remodeled 3rd floor, 2 bedroom apartment for rent. Apartment has ceramic floors, newer windows, newer kitchen cabinets, pantry, enclosed rear porch, and appliances included. Best of all- HIGH EFFECIENCY WASHER AND DRYER IN UNIT! Located in Marshall Square area, near Little Village and Pilsen, shopping, steps from bus, four blocks to El train.
Dimensions are: Kitchen 18 x 8 ft, 1st Bedroom 12 x 8ft, 2nd Bedroom 10 x 8ft, Living Room 13 x 10ft, Extra Room 6 x 4.5 ft, Storage Closets: 4x6 and 3x8.
Utilities not included in rent. CREDIT CHECK, $750 SECURITY DEPOSIT AND REFERENCES REQUIRED!! Must sign one year lease. Reply to posting with questions or if interested. PLEASE BE FAMILIAR WITH OR TOUR THE AREA BEFORE YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO VIEW THE APARTMENT. Thanks!



(hihi, so funny. i was myself on Craigslist apt-hunting when i saw this ad and i thought, "heyyy that's a cheap apartment, and wow it's nearby, too! oooh look, nice pictures! ....hey wait a sec wtf, that's MY apartment holy fuck...")

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