Ad's Translation

TRANSLATION FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish..............................49
Adventurous....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking...............Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit.........................Junkie
Friendship first..................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle...............................Dull
New Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.........................Sloppy drunk
Poet..................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Curvy................................Fat
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker