alert! alert!

cute girl is in the HOUSE!!! cute girl alert!! cute girl alert!!!

last night i reveled in the presence of a very vewy cute kiuttttt girl yang teramat lar lawarnyer eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rase nak cubit-cubittttttt.

i was on my way to work when i learned that we had guests in the house - a girl and however many guys. (ok, there were maybe three or four guys, but whatever, coz obviously i was busy staring at the girl.)

robert (aka rob, my housemate) had mentioned earlier that his studygroup friends were coming over, so i asked the guests if they're friends of his. one of the guys said, hey don't you remember me i'm rob's little brother. i said, oh sorry okay yeah. alright, first and foremost, rob's brother didn't look that familiar to me, coz i only met him once anyway, and coz maybe he had a haircut i dunno. secondly, all white people look the same to me, no offense eh. and thirdly, hellooo??, i was busy staring at the girl. she has omigod the cutest smile.

we all chatted a little, and i stole as many sneaky glances at ms cuteness as possible, before i excused myself to go to work.

and all the time at work last night, my heart whistled and sang ooh happy happee joy joy. *hehe*

when i came back, our guests were all gone. later during the day, i asked rob about them. rob said they're all friends of his brother, visiting from NIU, just hanging out for the night. then i mentioned the girl.

rob said, oh that's tiffany, [pause]...why?
i said, well, she's cute.
rob said, ...oh yeah, she's, um, huh, yeah, she's... uh...
i said, ...wot?
rob chuckled, and said, she um haha she does drugs, man, ...like, pot and stuff..
i said, ...huh...

well well well what a waste of gorgeousness.