signs

is it december already?? by next year, i'll be pushing seventy... *geewhizz*

high signs i'm wayyyy too old already:

• bone-tired, and i mean really bone-tired, after only nine holes of golf
• breathless after a short jog, becoz i have the lung capacity of a kindergarten girl
• i need a nappie time every few hours, again like a kindergarten girl
• easily sick, like a sickly sickly kitten
• multivitamins and aspirins are my friends
• wrinkles wrinkles wrinkles
• moody and cranky
• i watch news channels now more than mtv and vh1
• can't god-honestly remember a flippin' thing
• can't write a song anymore
• completely given up on flirting, dating, and finding love
• completely given up on having kids

this is bad...